Goldfish=BROFISH
This is actually bullshit? There is no pleasure in that.

This is actually bullshit? There is no pleasure in that.

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw.
no one (via buttforce)

Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.

iheartniel:

captain-4merica:

He is the sweetest person ever

#i can imagine the directors being like#’tom stop doing that you’re getting your costume dirty’#and he’d be all like#’i do not know of this tom you speak of’#’i only respond to loki’#’also i’m dead’

iheartniel:

captain-4merica:

He is the sweetest person ever

#i can imagine the directors being like#’tom stop doing that you’re getting your costume dirty’#and he’d be all like#’i do not know of this tom you speak of’#’i only respond to loki’#’also i’m dead’

Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a blind guy?


piebutt:

keshimeg:

devinlikesnerds:

I haven’t been drawing very much lately. Here’s to getting back into the swing of it, eh?

yes oh my god this is so?? amazing??

is this real life. like is something this mathin’ amazing even possible 

piebutt:

keshimeg:

devinlikesnerds:

I haven’t been drawing very much lately. Here’s to getting back into the swing of it, eh?

yes oh my god this is so?? amazing??

is this real life. like is something this mathin’ amazing even possible 

today, i was presented with a choice…

knewdrew:

i had $54.

i could either…

  • pay my $54 phone bill or
  • i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.

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first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.

mortson:

was moses a water bender